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subiteveneinorem... whatev, I gotta share.
I cane across the most BAMF movie I have seen since introducing myself to Star Trek. And when talking about fav action movies ever... well, this one's right next to Boondock Saints on my list. Why yes, I am talking about Hot Fuzz:
Here be the short story about how Lt. Commander Ji came across such awesomeness:
So a few days ago I was rummaging through dA, like I always do, and found this short comic. And then I stumbled across this awesometastic slashfic written by the director of this movie and two actors playing the roles of Angel and Danny.
The mind of a slasher, y'know. It reels. I thought, hey, if it's that good how come I haven't seen or hear of that before? So I fixed that the moment I could.
That was two days ago. By now I've watched this movie six times. And to celebrate that-- and to introduce you to (or remind you of it if you've already watched it) the epic tale of bromance and Cornettos-- I give you this picspam (now with more demented commentary):
Aaand we begin with... O HAI SCOTTY. (don't blame me, blame my inner Trekkie; I have watched STXI about twenty times by now)
BTW, damn, I love his accent. *flail*
So... say hello to Sarge Nicholas Angel. He's a police officer (not a policeman). And this is his Japanese Peace Lily. He loves it very much.
O HAI DANNY.
Danny is the very definition of cute. Example:
DANNY: Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
See?
Shakespeare just died. Again. Can't you see that?
(also, wallpaper on my laptop; cracks me up every time I turn it on/off or minimize/close all the windows)
BFFs.
...BFFs?
ANGEL: That was quite an impressive haul today, Constable Butterman.
DANNY: Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate. Unless you gotta water your Peace Lily.
ANGEL: What exactly did you have in mind?
DANNY: I don't know. Pub?
Awwwwwwwe, a man-date :3 Movies need more of these. TV shows, too. (yes, I am looking at you, House MD producers)
And here comes my (and probably every slasher's) favourite sequence:
DANNY: Well, this is me.
ANGEL: Well, I shall see you in the morning.
DANNY: Unless you wanna come in for a cup of coffee?
ANGEL: I don't drink coffee.
DANNY: Tea?
ANGEL: No caffeine after midday.
DANNY: How about another beer?
Say WHAAAT???
Beer it is. Because they're manly men.
Oh, and then this happens:
ANGEL: You should get some house plants.
DANNY: Oh, yeah, yeah.
ANGEL: Yeah. I've been tending my Peace Lily for about three years now. It oxygenates the room, helps you think, relieves stress. Its needs are simple. Janine used to say I love my Lily more than I loved her.
DANNY: Is that why you split up?
ANGEL: What?
DANNY: 'Cause you did it with a plant? (A/N: *gigglesnort* ILU, Danny)
ANGEL: No, no, no. It was more about me being obsessed with the job.
DANNY: That's good though, right?
ANGEL: Is it though? I did miss a few dinners. You know, parties, a birthday or two.
DANNY: Listen, mate, I...
ANGEL: Her dad's funeral. I just wanna be good at what I do.
DANNY: You are good at what you do. You've just gotta learn to switch off that big old melon of yours.
ANGEL: That's the whole problem, Danny. I don't think I know how.
DANNY: I can show you how.
Ohpleasepleaseplease God, I've been a good girl lately, pleasepleaseplease...
DANNY: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Oh.
Foreplay, Danny-style?
(BTW, I'd go with Bad Boys II; it's got this hi-larious scene in the electronics store-- or whatever they call it)
Why Danny, what's so fascinating out there?
OH.
(God, I'd love to have Danny as my BFF; we'd watch Boondock Saints together, do Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Rush Hour and Bad Boys marathons and squee every time the main character says something nasty)
And then we get this:
D'awwwwwwww...
I mean, look at them!
:3
DANNY: I can has a plushie?
ANGEL: Um, no. Me no likey them guns any moar.
DANNY: But... :C *puppy eyes*
ANGEL: *sigh* A'KAY.
DANNY: *squee* :D
Why yes, I am awesome.
Cuddly monkey :3
But as we all know, nothing can be rainbows and unicorns all the time:
:C :C :C
Nooo, cuddly monkey is wet :C
Awwwee... Sad, but... awwwwwe...
Time to fix things.
ANGEL: Thanks for the monkey.
DANNY: Yours, isn't it?
ANGEL: I won it for you.
*squee*
:,D
BFFs again.
Happy Birthday, Danny :3
(love the cake, but her boobs are a bit creepy)
Angel's not happy with Danny not telling him about his birthday, so he pops off to buy him... why yes, a Japanese Peace Lily.
MISS TILLER (florist): Is this for someone special?
ANGEL: Yes. Yes, it is.
*melts*
Mmm, Cornettos :3
But, but the plot...
It's here, and it decides to screw it up again.
*refuses to comment upon that*
And then:
Okay, I knew all along it was the ketchup trick. But damn, it still hurt as hell.
I know this scene was all SRS and stuff but I couldn't stop thinkng along the lines of "oh for f*cks sake, kiss him already and make up for all this shit you put him through!!!". Applies to both of them.
</3
Look anywhere else but not at the clerk-- OH.
WHY HELLO THERE.
Someone's decided it's time to close that freaky business.
And he does it so BAMFly:
See?
Also LOL guns=wings.
O_O
...
<3 <3 <3
ME: *dead*
And then it gets better and better:
Ready to boldly go?
My boys, I love thee :3
And now the cuteness:
GUY-WHOSE-RANK-I-CANNOT-REMEMBER: Come back to London. Sandford's hardly a fitting place for such an exceptional officer.
ANGEL: Yeah, well, the thing is, sir. *looks at Danny* I kind of like it here. Besides, we have to do a considerable amount of paperwork.
Paperwork could be a good euphemism...and probably is.
Yay fancy bright light :3
Reminds me of a fairytale of some sort.
But of course this is not a fairytale.
D:
Danny, NO!!! :C
And then shit hits the fan.
Really hard.
Nuu, Danny-boy, don't die :C
:C
ONE YEAR LATER:
Why, nice garden you have there, Sarge. Reminds me of my grandma's farm.
Wha--? :C
Aw hell no. Danny, told you not to die.
(on a random note: I love this scene)
Oh. OH.
:,D
Bad boys 4 life, yo.
And because I feel generous today (and because it's 2:27am in the morning here in Poland), have some screencaps from the gag reel:
G'night everybody. Live long, prosper and eat Cornettos.
Oh, and jog on!
I cane across the most BAMF movie I have seen since introducing myself to Star Trek. And when talking about fav action movies ever... well, this one's right next to Boondock Saints on my list. Why yes, I am talking about Hot Fuzz:
Here be the short story about how Lt. Commander Ji came across such awesomeness:
So a few days ago I was rummaging through dA, like I always do, and found this short comic. And then I stumbled across this awesometastic slashfic written by the director of this movie and two actors playing the roles of Angel and Danny.
The mind of a slasher, y'know. It reels. I thought, hey, if it's that good how come I haven't seen or hear of that before? So I fixed that the moment I could.
That was two days ago. By now I've watched this movie six times. And to celebrate that-- and to introduce you to (or remind you of it if you've already watched it) the epic tale of bromance and Cornettos-- I give you this picspam (now with more demented commentary):
Aaand we begin with... O HAI SCOTTY. (don't blame me, blame my inner Trekkie; I have watched STXI about twenty times by now)
BTW, damn, I love his accent. *flail*
So... say hello to Sarge Nicholas Angel. He's a police officer (not a policeman). And this is his Japanese Peace Lily. He loves it very much.
O HAI DANNY.
Danny is the very definition of cute. Example:
DANNY: Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
See?
Shakespeare just died. Again. Can't you see that?
(also, wallpaper on my laptop; cracks me up every time I turn it on/off or minimize/close all the windows)
BFFs.
...BFFs?
ANGEL: That was quite an impressive haul today, Constable Butterman.
DANNY: Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate. Unless you gotta water your Peace Lily.
ANGEL: What exactly did you have in mind?
DANNY: I don't know. Pub?
Awwwwwwwe, a man-date :3 Movies need more of these. TV shows, too. (yes, I am looking at you, House MD producers)
And here comes my (and probably every slasher's) favourite sequence:
DANNY: Well, this is me.
ANGEL: Well, I shall see you in the morning.
DANNY: Unless you wanna come in for a cup of coffee?
ANGEL: I don't drink coffee.
DANNY: Tea?
ANGEL: No caffeine after midday.
DANNY: How about another beer?
Say WHAAAT???
Beer it is. Because they're manly men.
Oh, and then this happens:
ANGEL: You should get some house plants.
DANNY: Oh, yeah, yeah.
ANGEL: Yeah. I've been tending my Peace Lily for about three years now. It oxygenates the room, helps you think, relieves stress. Its needs are simple. Janine used to say I love my Lily more than I loved her.
DANNY: Is that why you split up?
ANGEL: What?
DANNY: 'Cause you did it with a plant? (A/N: *gigglesnort* ILU, Danny)
ANGEL: No, no, no. It was more about me being obsessed with the job.
DANNY: That's good though, right?
ANGEL: Is it though? I did miss a few dinners. You know, parties, a birthday or two.
DANNY: Listen, mate, I...
ANGEL: Her dad's funeral. I just wanna be good at what I do.
DANNY: You are good at what you do. You've just gotta learn to switch off that big old melon of yours.
ANGEL: That's the whole problem, Danny. I don't think I know how.
DANNY: I can show you how.
Ohpleasepleaseplease God, I've been a good girl lately, pleasepleaseplease...
DANNY: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Oh.
Foreplay, Danny-style?
(BTW, I'd go with Bad Boys II; it's got this hi-larious scene in the electronics store-- or whatever they call it)
Why Danny, what's so fascinating out there?
OH.
(God, I'd love to have Danny as my BFF; we'd watch Boondock Saints together, do Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Rush Hour and Bad Boys marathons and squee every time the main character says something nasty)
And then we get this:
D'awwwwwwww...
I mean, look at them!
:3
DANNY: I can has a plushie?
ANGEL: Um, no. Me no likey them guns any moar.
DANNY: But... :C *puppy eyes*
ANGEL: *sigh* A'KAY.
DANNY: *squee* :D
Why yes, I am awesome.
Cuddly monkey :3
But as we all know, nothing can be rainbows and unicorns all the time:
:C :C :C
Nooo, cuddly monkey is wet :C
Awwwee... Sad, but... awwwwwe...
Time to fix things.
ANGEL: Thanks for the monkey.
DANNY: Yours, isn't it?
ANGEL: I won it for you.
*squee*
:,D
BFFs again.
Happy Birthday, Danny :3
(love the cake, but her boobs are a bit creepy)
Angel's not happy with Danny not telling him about his birthday, so he pops off to buy him... why yes, a Japanese Peace Lily.
MISS TILLER (florist): Is this for someone special?
ANGEL: Yes. Yes, it is.
*melts*
Mmm, Cornettos :3
But, but the plot...
It's here, and it decides to screw it up again.
*refuses to comment upon that*
And then:
Okay, I knew all along it was the ketchup trick. But damn, it still hurt as hell.
I know this scene was all SRS and stuff but I couldn't stop thinkng along the lines of "oh for f*cks sake, kiss him already and make up for all this shit you put him through!!!". Applies to both of them.
</3
Look anywhere else but not at the clerk-- OH.
WHY HELLO THERE.
Someone's decided it's time to close that freaky business.
And he does it so BAMFly:
See?
Also LOL guns=wings.
O_O
...
<3 <3 <3
ME: *dead*
And then it gets better and better:
Ready to boldly go?
My boys, I love thee :3
And now the cuteness:
GUY-WHOSE-RANK-I-CANNOT-REMEMBER: Come back to London. Sandford's hardly a fitting place for such an exceptional officer.
ANGEL: Yeah, well, the thing is, sir. *looks at Danny* I kind of like it here. Besides, we have to do a considerable amount of paperwork.
Paperwork could be a good euphemism...and probably is.
Yay fancy bright light :3
Reminds me of a fairytale of some sort.
But of course this is not a fairytale.
D:
Danny, NO!!! :C
And then shit hits the fan.
Really hard.
Nuu, Danny-boy, don't die :C
:C
ONE YEAR LATER:
Why, nice garden you have there, Sarge. Reminds me of my grandma's farm.
Wha--? :C
Aw hell no. Danny, told you not to die.
(on a random note: I love this scene)
Oh. OH.
:,D
Bad boys 4 life, yo.
And because I feel generous today (and because it's 2:27am in the morning here in Poland), have some screencaps from the gag reel:
G'night everybody. Live long, prosper and eat Cornettos.
Oh, and jog on!
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Date: 2009-10-28 02:32 am (UTC)ILU <3
AMAZING! FUNNY! THANK YOU!
\o/
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Date: 2009-10-28 03:43 am (UTC)hardXD(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-28 04:28 am (UTC)Also, I frigging love the "Cause you did it with a plant?" line. It's so amazingly, WTF-ingly dirty and weird all at the same time.
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Date: 2009-10-28 09:09 am (UTC)*mems*
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Date: 2009-10-28 11:17 am (UTC)Your little annotations made this wonderful.
♥
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Date: 2009-10-28 12:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-28 02:45 pm (UTC)We must marry now.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:00 pm (UTC)It was so much fun, making these. Took me half a day, but it was well worth it.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:03 pm (UTC)And I'm actually about to watch the movie again. It's like Christmas, only in October :3 So obviously slashy even my friend's BF went 'WTF?' from time to time and he's like subtext-blind unless you shove it right into his face.
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:09 pm (UTC)Two yummy policemen-- scratch that, police officers a day keep the bad mood away :3
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-29 07:33 pm (UTC)it is an adrenaline fueled fun ride, with a slashy subtext thrown in. what's not to like?
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Date: 2011-03-28 06:48 pm (UTC)This film is all up in the slashy goodness it makes me HAPPY. Beyond happy really. Thanks for the giggle!