NO CONDOMS FOR CACTI. THERE'S HOLES IN IT. (and a meme)

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My leg hurts like hell :C Got caught in the door, now my ankle is swollen and I can’t walk. And since it’s my right leg, my brother keeps on mocking me, telling me how I subconsciously want to be like House. Yeah, right.

Hope I haven’t broken anything, it doesn’t hurt that bad, but still… no driving lessons for me in the next few days. Ohnoes D:

Now to the bright side of life.

Since I have more time, I decided to work on my House t-shirt. Googled a stencil, bough a can of paint, some t-shirts and that funny paper, sticky on one side (still don’t know how it’s called in English). Few hours later I had this:

Still looking for the right font for IT’S NEVER LUPUS. Also, I’m working on a Jimmy Wilson t-shirt. Found a nice picture. Will post the photo when I finish.

Finished before I could post it. My PC hates me and yesterday decided not to cooperate for no apparent reason. Well, that’s why I called it Lupus.

Here be the photo (sorry for the crappy quality, my camera hates me, too):

While in Puławy, I also found and bought Oscar Wilde’s The Happy Prince and Other Stories & Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness. I read the latter in Polish and I really liked it, though not as much as Lord Jim, which is all kinds of awesome.

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MEME TIEM!!! (found @ arhh’s LJ):

When was the last time you changed in front of someone?

Today. I was in a hell of a hurry and didn’t wait till my mom left the room.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?

Only when it’s necessary. Like, when writing a matura exam. Or when watching a play, which, unfortunately, does not happen all that often.

What happened at 3:00am today?

I was listening to a podfic. Probably one of triedunture’s House podfics.

Do you hate anyone?

Not really. I dislike some people, but to hate? Nah.

Are you going out of town soon?

No can do. My leg hurts :C

Last time you got the hiccups?

Cannot remember.

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

Yeah, when we’re not in the same room. She tends to get pissed for no apparent reason.

Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Yep.

If you could change your eye color would you?

I like my chocolate browns. They’re so dark.

What does your last text message say?

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY UNAVAILABLE???” (my friend tried to call our instructor, and found out he’s out of town for two weeks)

Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Dad. We had a v. long and v. boring chat about Internet. He thinks I’m an addict. I think I’m not. Well, I’m not addicted to the Internet. House, maybe. Slash, definitely. Tea, yes. Not my fault that the first two are only available via my PC ant the net.

Can you sleep in jeans?

Yup. Why not?

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?

I have read three books in one day. When I was fourteen I decided to read all of Margit Sandemo’s The Legend of the Ice People books. That summer I read over sixty books.

Why did you kiss the last person you did?

I was drunk. Really drunk. Never met the guy again.

Do you think Dane Cook is funny?

Who?

Do you spend a lot of time with your parents?

Still living with them, so yes.

Who was the last person you talked to before bed last night?

My brother. He came home around eleven and decided to wake the whole household. Fortunately for him, I was still awake at that hour. I’d kill him if he woke me up.

Do you have a picture of you kissing someone?

Almost kissing, yes.

Last sent text:
I think I answered that question… No new messages sent since then.

Who was the last person you held hands with?

My Watson, Lil.

Where were you when you heard about Michael Jackson's death?

At home, reading tweets.

What was the worst made movie you ever saw?

Will be Uwe Boll’s Postal. I really don’t know why I watched that.

Was anyone famous born on the same day you were?

Edith Piaf & Jake Gyllenhaal.

Are you dreading winter?
Nope.

Would you ever get a custom license plate?

What for?

Do you like to have layers in your hair?

Nope.

Is there anything you disliked about your last birthday?

What can you dislike, when celebrating your 18th birthday?

Is your room clean and tidy or messy?

Definitely messy.

Kissed anyone on the lips within the past 12 hours?

Nope.

Do you like your hair?

Yep.

Be honest, who texted you last?

My friend’s BF, asking when’ll be the next ep. of House.

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?

Don’t care.

Did anyone see your last kiss?

Lots and lots of people. It was a party. And I was drunk.

Do you drink tea?

HELL I DO. Whole buckets.

Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yep.

Your ex says they never even liked you, you say?

Not sure, don’t have an ex, but it’d be something along the lines of “So what?”.

Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you?

Nope.

Were you single last summer?

Yep.

Have you ever been kissed on the neck?

Yep.

Are you currently getting over someone?

Nope.

Your ex calls you to hang out what do you say?
Don’t have an ex. Don’t have a boyfriend. No girlfriend either.

What time did you go to sleep last night?

4 AM? Sometime around that.

Do you still talk to any of your ex's?

Don’t. Have. An. Ex.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?

Nope.

Is there a girl that knows every thing or mostly every thing about you?

Two of them. And mostly everything.

Do you have a secret that less than three people know about?

Lots and lots of them.

How important is trust in a relationship?

The most important.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Sadly, no.

Are you afraid of roller coasters?

Nope.

What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?

My best friend lives over 50 km from where I live and I hardly see her. Still, it all depends on where she was moving. I’d make sure she’s got v. fast Internet connection.

Who in your phone has a heart after their name?

No one. I don’t like emoticons. Rarely use them.

Last time you were truly happy?

When the House s6 promo came up.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Procrastinating.

What shirt are you wearing?

My gray Jimmy Wilson t-shirt.

How many pillows on your bed?

Three. All personalized.

Do you always answer your phone?

Depends on who’s calling.

Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Post office. (yes, I do realize it’s Sunday; I was home all day)

Has someone ever told you they love you and you didn’t say it back?

Yeah. And I felt like crap.

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

Lil. And Red. And my cats.

Is anyone else in the room with you?

Nope.

What's your favorite drink?

Umm… Lipton tea.

Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

No way.

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?

“GTFO, Grandma.” She woke me up and told me to iron her dresses.

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?

Kinda sorta.

What are the chances of you getting with the person you like?

No chances since I don’t have such a person.

Do you think you'll have the same best friends a year from now?

Definitely.

Would you ever get in the passenger seat of a car with someone who'd been drinking?

No fucking way. The last time I did that, we ended up in a hospital.

Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Not really.

What is the last movie you watched?

Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle.

Why did you last smile?

Was watching a rerun of Top Gear. James May was kinda sorta flirting with Hammond. (hey, don’t blame me, blame my slash goggles)

Have you seen the last person you texted naked?

Nope.

What makes you laugh?

Almost everything. Depends on the mood I’m in.

Who did you last go out to eat with?

My dad and brother.

How's your life lately?

Bearable.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?

Uh, a few days ago.

Are you afraid of fully losing the last person you texted?

I guess so.

Is anything bothering you?

Don’t think so.

Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to at all?

Lots of such someones.

Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?

A few times.

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

“Where’s my mp3 player?”

When's the last time you had a headache?

Yesterday.

How do you feel about abortion?

It’s woman’s choice, but it can fuck up your life.

Are you currently taking any prescription medicines?

Nope.

Do you lose your keys often?

Never lost them.

How many keys are on your keychain?

Four.

Anyone you're giving up on?

Nope.

Where were you at 5 pm yesterday?

In the backyard.

What do you think of girls/boys that play games with people's hearts?

They’ll end up alone.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

Yesterday.

Do you and your best friend look anything alike?

Nope.

What did you last buy?

Chocolate ice cream.